Classen SAS, Our Very Own Hannah Montana!
One of your teachers, serving bellwork and grades by day, lines and bars by night!?!
8/30/2023
Classen Comets! Although you do go to school of advanced studies there is one thing I bet you didn’t know. Drum roll, please! You, yes you, are walking amongst a star! A couple of days ago I was walking down the halls and overheard a very serious conversation that was discussing a performance. So, I did what any journalist would and eavesdropped. I distinctly remember the three following phrases: bright lights, packed performances, and rapping for over 15 years! Can you believe it, one of your teachers possibly living a double life all along?
First things first let’s go over how I was in utter shock. I mean what educational professional, in this case, history or maybe even science teacher is casually walking the stage every other Saturday performing songs? I don't know about you but I wouldn’t have guessed it. I guess someone somewhere could have guessed it, we are at the end of the day an advanced academic and arts school. Rap is a mix of music and poetry where artists use clever words and a strong beat to express feelings, tell stories, and share their thoughts in a unique way. If were being honest I bet one of our amazing Classen teachers could do it.
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But right now we need to figure out who it is. In this moment I need all comets on deck! Ask your favorite faculty if they heard anything and your favorite teachers if it's them. I interviewed a few of our fellow students asking them for their best guess, 8th grader Monica said “I bet it’s Mr. Arandes, he talks really fast sometimes and every now and then I can kind of hear a flow”, Personally, I think that’s a great guess, and last year I heard it too. Another student, Harmony R, says she thinks it's Myx. Fogarty “I know it, always singing and has mysterious music and dance breaks for us, sounds like a rapper to me”. Anyway, I want to hear from anyone and everyone. Who do you think it is? Do you have any more evidence? And last but not least for all my teachers, is it you? There is an embedded poll below for all comets, faculty, and teachers to use so leave your best guess!
About the Contributor
Lauren Talley
Orbit Online- Opinion Editorials
Lauren is an 8th-grade IB major. She's been at Classen SAS for 2 years. Lauren is the author of opinion editorials which she writes to share her opinion on current events and fun topics with influence from your fellow comets. She is a published author with a poetry book titled Into Her Poetry on Amazon. Lauren enjoys writing because it's a creative outlet to share and express herself.