**Breaking News** Our beloved french teacher Madame Lock encountered an amazingly horrifying  experience. She was abducted by Aliens then returned to our Earth! On August 19th, 2023, at approximately 7:34 a.m.,  just last saturday, Madam Lock was “sucked up” by this ship and whisked away. She was returned at around 9:51, 14 hours and 17 minutes later. Let’s hear from our sources. 

Our own German teacher, Ms. Trujillo, was witness to her abduction. We asked Ms.Trujillo about what she saw that morning. “I was driving by that country side ranch when this blinding blue light made me swerve across 17 lanes! Being on such a big road I missed all the other drivers, but I needed to see what this light was.” Ms.Trujillo exclaimed when I asked her to describe what she had seen. “I turn to look at my right…or was it my left…No it was my right. I turn to my right and see a HUGE silver space craft hovering about fifty feet from the ground. A long blue beam connected to the ranch ground and within it as my dear friend Madam Lock! It was hard to tell at first, but earlier that morning we shared our ootd’s (outfit of the day’s) and it matched hers exactly. She was squirming and hitting the air. It looked like she was in pain!”

We checked this information with a special, super secret, FBI, scientist proven lie detector and it was in fact a fact. Ms. Trujillo claim shook us, but it was intriguing so we went to discover more with the victim herself, Madam Lock. We went to Madam Lock and asked her to describe what had happened and how she got into this situation! She was still recovering from this event but agreed to tell us as much as she could remember. 

“That morrning I had gotten up and made a cup of coffe-” I had to interrupt her to  explain that this was not a “get ready with me” video for tik tok and that i needed the specific inside information about why she was in this rach ect. “Well, I got up for my morning run, like I do most mornings, and shared my outfit with Ms.Trujillo. She loved it, but  regardless I went out and started with a jog. After my warm up I should have reached the rach where I run sprints in circles. 

“That is when I hear this buzzing. I started swatting around me because I thought it was a bee. I realized that while I was swatting around me, my feet had been lifted from the ground in this weird blue light. I look up and I see a small round entrance circle. I knew immediately that this was a crazy prank.

 My students are always getting involved it my personal life. However, this was a little to excessive.” This was a surprise to us because nothing we do is excessive.Yet, We were proud to know that she though her students could pull something like this off. “Honestly I do not remember much from inside, except that it  was really cold. The used some futuristic device to  swipe my memory. Guess the must have forgotten about  the beginning  though!” She proceeded to call them stinky poopy heads, but we had to cut that out because it was not soar-tastic. 

This was a crazy experience to happen to one of our own comets. We have some photo evidence shown here. If you have any concerns please reach out to our witnesses or the authorities. 

"I just wanted to go for a run"