Trolls Band Together

Overall Rating: -4/15

Animation: W/15

Music: 5/10

Knitted Sweaters: 9/15

Theme: 000/15

What happened to the youth entertainment?! I mean, the newest movies whose target audiences are kids, either are not interesting or should not be for kids! The new movie Trolls Band Together is a comedic pose on Accepting yourself, family, and friends. This is outrageous! How could they teach our next generation such principles? 

Acceptance is a satanistic, diabolic, heinous way of life. If our kids start to accept kind caring people in their lives, they will learn that those values are the minimum and expect more! It's self-destructive! If they expect the bare minimum they'll never find anyone good enough. And where would that get them? It's unrealistic!

That is all not to mention how the graphics were low and slow and how the hair is so unrealistic it's hurtful! I mean why can't I have that hair? It would take so much effort and money for me but it's "All Natural" for them. That is so unfair, now also setting unrealistic expectations for me. 

Scott says This was an L movie, totally do not recommend.